Boys Volleyball recently finished their season with a 7-3 record. Some were disappointed in the performance of the Boys Volleyball team (mostly the significant other of Baldomero Agapito ‘18), but it happened to be one of the best seasons since Genghis Khan, John Palfrey’s relative, and Andre the Giant played for BV Volleyball. Our faithful field reporter went out to get some primary sources on the season.
While most of the team ignored her, Blay Criggs ‘19 and R-dawg ‘18 happily responded. “We had a great time,” said Criggs when asked about the bus rides to the games. However, when asked about the season, he responded that it was “Not as good as we would have liked, the climb up Mount Hermon tired us out.” R-dawg chose that moment to chime in on the food they ate on their journeys: “Only the biggest ham goes on the deep dish pizza, it’s so deep that it’s deeper than the [crater] left by the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.”
Recently, our colleges at The Phillipian have stopped publishing articles about BV Volleyball. In his declaration of war, Blay Criggs exclaimed that The Phillipian is full of “a bunch of stiffs that can’t take a joke.” Criggs told our field reporter that in their highest stupendousness, BV Volleyball was “funnier than the eighth page.”
In addition to all of this, our field reporter was able to get a picture of the action:
In other news: A local student was accused of being salty. However, he tastes more like Paprika
Note from the Editor: All of these quotes were consensually given by members of the Boys Varsity Volleyball team