After three years in a student-led organization at Phillips Academy, Tom Ato ‘17 reports that he did not apply for a board position. Said Ato, “I wasn’t looking to lead the club. I just wanted to be a member and have fun with it.” When asked about the implications of this decision on his future, Ato reported that he “didn’t want to list a bunch of meaningless leadership positions on a college application.” “I want colleges to see me pursuing my true passions. I’ll be able to get in that way,” he explained. Loud laughter from the third floor of GW could be heard in the distance after Ato made this statement.

In other news, five students end up unconscious on the Great Lawn after accidentally slamming their forearms into their heads during a dab, causing major concussions in each of them.